insult sms

Cheap Items have too many Buyers

Dedicated To all Over attitude Girls:-
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Sweety! Dont be proud if every boy wants u….
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Always Remember
Cheap Items have too many Buyers..!!:p:D
Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS , Insult SMS

Would you like to be the sun of my life?

Boy: “Would you like to be the sun of my life?”
. Girl: “Awww YES!”
. Boy: “Okay stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me!” :p
Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS , Insult SMS

Girl in Shorts

Girl (Wearing Short Clothes): Main Bahut Young Lag Rahi Hoon Na ?? =D
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. Boy: Ye Bhi Utaar Do, New Born Baby Lago Gi.. =$ =
Category: Funny SMS , Insult SMS

You were shouting

Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” Boyfriend (with luv): ohh “I was searching for you, na ? ? ” Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene they :-P
Category: Funny SMS , Insult SMS

Book named ”Girls r very Intelligent”

A Girl in a book shop: Do u have the book named ”Girls r very Intelligent”?
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. Salesman: “The comedy section is on the Left side..” :P :D
Category: Funny SMS , Insult SMS

Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon

Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon…
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. Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya…??? :P
Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS , Insult SMS

Height Of Insult On Facebook

Height Of Insult On Facebook:
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Girl: “Why U Like All My Comments, Posts & Photos?”
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Boy: “Because I Wanna See Unlike On Them All.”
Category: Facebook SMS , Funny SMS , Insult SMS

Lag Phir Bhi Chawal Rahi ho

Boy: Achhi Lipstick hai
GIRL:Thanx
BOY:Beautiful Dress
GIRL:thanx
BOY:nice Jewelery
GIRL:thanx januuuuuuu
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BOY: Lag phr b chawal e rai ho..:-P :->