Having a good laugh with a friend
like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you
need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my
mirror.
It takes a strong heart to love. It
takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
Always be Happy, always wear a
smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
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If I could be any part of you, I’d
be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your
cheeks, and die on your lips.
Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad
karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum
bhoolte hi nahi.
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko
mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to
her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera
naam hi aata hai zubaan par, din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein,
rahunga tere saath saath main.
New style of proposing a girl..
"i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d
same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..
Confused???
Read the above numbers in punjabi.
Confused???
Read the above numbers in punjabi.
New style of proposing a girl: I
have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do
the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
The length & breadth &
height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
I think you are very careless! U
come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my
mind and left a smile on my face.
I believe that God above created you
for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the
best!
U luk sweet when u read my message.
U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my
message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
As days go by, my feelings get
stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!
Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay
upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't
wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but
straight from your heart.
Those who can't have u hate u, those
who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those
like me who just can't refuse u!
I have had a really bad day and it
always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for
me?
Too many stars in the sky, too many
tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are
nothing compared to you!
Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur
name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from u.
U may b out of my sight but not out
of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what
I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me.
All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd
b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
Don't send any messages, I don't
want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep
away from Sweets.
If u see some one without a smile,
give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others
lives by just walking with him a few miles.
Hello!! What's wrong with your
mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only
the cute persons receive SMS from me!
Hey, I just got your blood test
report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high
percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
U may be out of my sight, but not
out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean
nothing to u but u'll always be special to me.
I don't care how many lips u hv
kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I
luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
Without ur SMS days are like:
Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So
send me SMS everyday.
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I
skinned my knee when I fell for you.
If all the girls lived on the other
side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
I know you think I'm cute, I know
you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think
of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I
think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think
of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I
think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep.
I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when
u wake up in the morning, think of me.
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